Wednesday, April 01, 2015

U.S. Government Announces Microsoft "Unfit for duty"



In a startling press conference today, the Government of Ugly Scientists announced that their current maze-running rodent, "Microsoft" has taken ill with a variety of horrible viruses.

After declaring that Microsoft was "unfit for duty", the lead ugly scientist, Dr. Bartholomew Boobonscrap, informed a shocked audience that their trusted maze-runner, "Novell" will be back in action soon.

Asked if Microsoft would ever recover Dr. Boobonscrap said only that it was determined on how well he reacted to the continuous antiviral injections.